Help! It’s February and I’m going crazy! The days are short, the sky is grey, and the garden is buried under dirty, slushy snow. I’ve become so irritable and downtrodden myself that even my best friends can’t stand to be around me. Winter has seriously gotten me down. Do you have any ideas for helping frustrated gardeners get through the long, dismal winter?
As it happens, I do have a suggestion for gardeners who are feeling weighed down by the short, gloomy days of February. It’s called Puerto Vallarta. Seriously, honey, pack your bags and get out of town. It’s warm down there, the bougainvillea is blooming, and the papaya trees are fruiting. What you need is a margarita and a beach chair.
You thought I was going to suggest that you read a seed catalog or force some paperwhite bulbs indoors, didn’t you? No! Screw the seed catalogs. If this were 1910 I’d be telling you to read a seed catalog and sprout a bulb on a windowsill. But this isn’t 1910, is it? We live in a modern era of cheap jet travel, and for this we should be grateful. Find yourself a recession-friendly travel package to Mexico, Hawaii, or even Miami. Throw a mystery novel and a sarong in a bag, and go to a place where they’ve got real plants in bloom. Life is short; avail yourself of the pleasures of the tropics. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Gather ye coconuts while ye may.
Amy Stewart is the author of From the Ground Up: The Story of a First Garden, The Earth Moved: On the Remarkable Achievements of Earthworms, and the New York Times bestsellers Flower Confidential: The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful in the Business of Flowers and Wicked Plants: The Weed That Killed Lincoln’s Mother & Other Botanical Atrocities. Find more from her at Garden Rant.
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